Giles: "I'm almost certain you're not, but to be fair, I wasn't listening."
>Giles (to Xander): "All that aside, I should think you'd be pleased to avoid the confrontation."
Anya: "That's what I've been saying. I mean, I for one didn't want to start my day with a slaughter." (gets a look of realization on her face; excitidly) "Which really just goes to show how much I've grown!" (smiles hugely)
>Spike: "Okay, how 'bout this one. Twice in recent memory, she's had the lover-Wicca's do a de-invite on the house. Keep out specific vamps. Ever ask yourself why she's never taken my name off the guest list?"
Riley (falters for a moment): "Because you're harmless."
Spike: "Oh yeah, right." (scoffs) "Takes one to know, I suppose. Least I still got the attitude. What do you got, a piercing glance? Face it, white bread. Buffy's got a type, and you're not it. She likes us dangerous, rough, occasionally bumpy in the forehead region. Not that she doesn't like you... but sorry Charlie, you're just not dark enough."
>Xander: "Our circles are going around in circles. We've got dizzy circles here, Giles."
>Anya (holding a receipt): "Hey." (louder) "Hey!" (shouting) "Hey! Hey!"
Giles: "Anya, your hey's are startling the customers."
Xaner: "And-and pretty much the state."
Anya: "You sold someone a Khul's amulet and a Sobekian bloodstone."
Giles: "Yes, I believe I did." (takes the receipt and examines it)
Anay: "Are you stupid or something?"
Giles: "Allow me to answer that question with a firing."
Xander: "She's kidding!" (to Anya) "Ahn, we talked about the employee-employer vocabulary no-nos. That was number five."
Anya (grabs receipt back): "You never sell these things together, ever! Bad news! Don't you know about the Sobekites?"
Willow: "Oh! I do. It was an ancient Egyptian cult, heavy into dark magic."
Tara: "And the Khul's amulet, wasn't that a transmogrification conduit?"
Anya: "Damn straight."
Giles: "Be that as it may, I still see no reason for concern. I mean, the-the Sobekian transmogrification spells were lost thousands of years ago. And besides, the young woman to whom I sold them would have to have had enormous power-" (stops suddenly)
Willow (quietly): "Young woman?"
Giles: "Oh, dear lord."
>Giles: "The, uh, demon woman was here, the one who attacked you."
Willow: "It's no biggie, she-she just got an amulet and a bloodstone."
Anya: "That can create a monster."
Willow: "Okay, biggie."
Buffy: "My god, are you guys okay though? I mean, did - no one got hurt, right?"
Giles: "Oh no, thankfully, no, uh, no violence to speak of."
Buffy: "Okay, so, that's good. How did she get away with this bad mojo stuff?" (pause)
Anya (whispering): "Giles sold it to her." (Buffy looks at Giles accusingly)
Giles (defensive): "I, I, I... I didn't know it was her! I mean, how could I?" (sighs) "If it's any consolation, I may have overcharged her."
>Xander: "Just once I would like to run into a cult of bunny worshippers."
Anya (angrily): "Great. Thank you very much for those nightmares."
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