>Buffy: "So, any breakthroughs on the identity of Miss Congeniality?"
Giles: "Well, I have narrowed it down somewhat."
(he looks down at a table with a large assortment of books spread out on it)
Buffy: "Your definition of narrow is impressively wide."
Giles: "Well, you didn't give me much to go on. She-she looks human, so the mug shots aren't any use, and, uh, you can't be more specific about what she's like?"
Buffy: "She was kinda like Cordelia, actually. I'm pretty sure she dyes her hair."
Giles: "Right! That one, of course. Our work is done."
>Glory: "A Slayer? Oh god, please don't tell me I was fighting a vampire slayer! How unbelievably common!"
>Buffy: "You wanna take Tara out of here against her will? You gotta come through me."
Dawn: "And me!"
Mr Maclay: "Is this a joke? I'm not going to be threatened by two little girls."
Dawn: "You don't wanna mess with us."
Buffy: "She's a hair-puller."
Giles: "And... you're not just dealing with, uh, two little girls."
Xander: "You're dealing with all of us."
>Beth (re Tara): "Well. I hope you'll all be happy hanging out with a disgusting demon."
Anya: "E-excuse me. What kind?"
Beth: "What?"
Anya: "What kind of demon is she? There's a lot of different kinds. Some are very, very evil. And some have been considered to be useful members of society."
Beth: "Well, I-I... what does it matter?"
Mr Maclay: "Evil is evil."
Anya: "Well, let's just narrow it down."
Spike: "Ohhh. Why don't I make this simple." (walks forward; punches Tara; both reel backwards in pain) "Oww!!"
Willow (angry): "Hey!" (suddenly realizing) "Hey..."
Tara: "He hit my nose."
Willow: "And it hurt. Uh, him, I mean."
Buffy: "And that only works on humans."
Spike (to Mr Maclay): "There's no demon in there. That's just a family legend, am I right? Just a bit of a spin to keep the ladies in line. Oh, you're a piece of work. I like you."
>Dawn (re the Bronze; her back is to the group): "This place is cool. 'Cept I have to wear this stupid stamp on my hand."
Xander (hands a cup to all but Dawn): "That's to keep you from boozing it up."
Dawn: "Oh please. Only losers drink alcohol."
(the gang puts down their drinks realizing Dawn just called them losers)
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