>(Buffy reaches into her bag and removes a glowing yellow globe)
Buffy: "I put this before the group. What the hell is it?"
Giles: "It appears to be paranormal in origin."
Willow: "How can you tell?"
Giles: "Well, it's so shiny."
>Xander: "Anya, the Shopkeeper's Union of America called. They wanted me to tell you that 'please go' just got replaced with 'have a nice day'."
Anya: "But I have their money. Who cares what kind of day they have?"
>Buffy: "What are you doing here? Five words or less."
(counts the words on his fingers)
Spike: "Out... for... a... walk... bitch."
>Buffy (to a monk tied up in a chair): "Don't worry. I'm stronger than I look." (Glory silently approaches Buffy from behind) "I have had experience with stuff like this before. Best of all..." (whirls around and seizes Glory by the throat) "I'm not stupid."
(Glory give Buffy a look, wrenches Buffy's arm from her neck and backhands the Slayer 50 feet across the room)
Glory: "You sure about that last part?"
>Giles: "Would someone please rip that bloody bell off its hinges?"
Xander: "Would that involve moving?"
Willow: "My feet are numb."
Xander: "I'll see your numbness and I'll raise you a lower back pain."
Giles: "I think I liked it better when demons would just crash in here and tear the place apart. Just seemed so much simpler."
Glory: "And another thing? I just want you to know... this whole 'beat ya to death' thing I'm doing? It's valuable time out of life that I'm never gonna get back."
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