Dawn: "Yeah, Mom, I'm not going to Hogwarts." (giggles; notices Buffy looking confused) "Geez, crack a book sometime."
>Dawn (voiceover; re Giles): "I'm not sure how old he is, but I heard him use the word 'newfangled' one time. So he's gotta be pretty far gone."
>Giles: "Blast!"
Buffy: "You put in neutral again, huh?"
Giles: "I'm just not used to this automatic transmission. I-I loathe this sitting here, not contributing. No, I-it's not working out."
Buffy: "Giles, are you breaking up with your car?"
Giles: "Well, it did seduce me, all red and sporty!"
Buffy: "Little two-door tramp."
>Dawn (voiceover): "Like Tara. She and Willow are both witches. They do spells and stuff, which is so much cooler than slaying. I told Mom one time I wished they'd teach me some of the things they do together. A-and she got really quiet and made me got upstairss. Huh. I guess her generation isn't cool with witchcraft."
>Willow: "That's a work ethic! Buffy, you're developing a work ethic."
Buffy: "Oh, no. Do they make an ointment for that."
>Anya: "Oh, crap. Look at this! Now I'm burdened with a husband, several tiny pink children, and more cash than I can resonably manage..."
Xander: "That means you're winning."
Anya: "Really?"
Xander: "Yes. Cash equals good."
Anya: "Ooh! I'm so pleased. Can I trade in the children for more cash?"
>Harmony: "So, Slayer, at last we meet."
Buffy: "We've met, Harmony, you halfwit."
>Buffy: "Boy, you've really thought this through. How bored were you last year?"
Giles: "I watched Passions with Spike. Let us never speak of it."
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