Willow (gestures at fire): "Ignis incende." (the fire burst to life)
Buffy: "Willow, check you out! Witch-fu."
>Willow (to Giles): "I draw the line at making giant rubber band balls. That's when you'll just have to get a life."
>Buffy: "Who are you?"
Man: "I apologize. I assumed you knew. I am Dracula."
(Buffy's eyes widen; a look of total surprise on her face)
Buffy: "Get out!"
>Buffy: "So lemme get this straight. You're..." (in his accent) "Dracula." (own voice) "The guy, the count."
Dracula: "I am."
Buffy: "And you're sure this isn't just some fanboy thing? Cause... I've fought more than a couple of pimply overweight vamps that called themselves Lestat."
>Buffy (re Dracula turning to mist): "Okay, that's cheating."
>Xander: "Nice. Look who's got a bad case of dark prince envy."
Dracula: "I have no interest in you. Leave us."
Xander: "No, we're not going to..." (in his accent) "leave you." (own voice) "And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street?" (as the count on SS) "Vun, two, three -- three victims. Mwa ha ha!"
>Willow: "Well, I think we have Dracula factoids."
Xander: "Like any of that's enough to fight the dark master." (everyone looks at him) "...bator."
>Willow: "A good Sunnydale rule of thumb. Avoid white-skinned men in capes."
>Riley (to Giles): "No, no, no, sir! No more chick pit for you."
>Xander: "Where is he? Where's the creep that turned me into his spider-eating man-bitch?"
Buffy: "He's gone."
Xander: "Dammit! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt-monkey!"
Buffy: "Check. No more butt-monkey."
Riley: "It coulda been worse. At least you weren't making time with the dracu-babes like Giles here."
Giles: "I was not making time! I, I was, uh, just about to kill those, uh, loathsome creatures when Riley interrupted me."
Riley (grinning): "You were gonna nuzzle 'em to death?"
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