Giles: "In return for your silence, no doubt."
Riley: "Oh yeah. Having the inside scoop on the administration's own Bay of Mutated Pigs is definitely an advantage."
Willow (cheery): "It's like your blackmailing the government." (they look at her) "In a... patriotic way."
>Xander (offscreen): "Dinner is served." (enters w/ a bowl of popcorn; Joyce behind him) "And my very own recipe."
Willow: "Ooh, you pushed the button on the microwave that says 'popcorn'?"
Xander (shakes head): "Actually, I pushed 'defrost', but, um, Joyce was there in the clinch."
>Giles: "Stay in character, remember your lines, and energy, energy, energy, especially in the musical numbers!"
>Xander (to Principal Snyder): "You know, I never got the chance to tell you how glad I was you were eaten by a snake."
>Bald Man: "I wear the cheese. It does not wear me."
>Tara (to Buffy): "You think you know... what's to come... what you are. You haven't even begun."
>Giles: "I said there could be dire consequences."
Buffy: "Yes, but you say that about chewing too fast."
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