-Cordelia: "... I am, of course, having my dress specially made. Off-the-rack gives me hives."
-Harmony (re Buffy): "She is always hanging with the creepy librarian in that creepy library."
Mitch: "Ew, libraries. All those books. What's up with that?"
-(Cordelia is handing out candy to get queen votes)
Cordelia: "I don't think I need the loony fringe vote."
Buffy (to Cordy as she walks off): "I don't even like chocolate." (to herself) "Well, that was the lamest comeback of our times..."
-Buffy: "Monsters don't usually send messages. It's pretty much, 'kill, crush, destroy'."
-Buffy: "Wilow, why don't you compile a list of kids who've died here who might have turned into ghosts."
Xander: "We're on a Hellmouth. It's gonna be along list."
Willow: "Have you seen the 'In Memoriam' section of the yearbook?"
-Giles: "I'll research all the possibilities, ghosts included. Xander, may I count on your help there?"
Xander: "What, there's homework now? How does that happen?"
Buffy: "It's all part of the glamorous wold of vampire slaying."
-Giles: "A vampire in love with a Slayer. It's rather poetic."
-Giles (re invisiblity): "By all accounts a wonderful power to have."
Angel: "I don't know... looking in the mirror every day and seeing nothing there... it's an overrated pleasure."
-Willow (reading Marcie's yearbook): "'Have a nice summer.' 'Have a nice summer'... This girl had no friends at all."
Giles: "Once again I teeter at the precipice of the generation gap."
Buffy: "'Have a nice summer' is what you write when you have nothing to say."
Xander: "It's the kiss of death."
-Cordelia: "This is all about me! Me! Me! Me!"
Xander: "Wow. For once she's right."
-Xander (re Cordelia): "Can we just revel in your fabulous lack of priorities?"
-Willow: "Why is Marcie doing this?"
Giles: "The isolation, the exile she's endured... she has gone mad."
Xander: "Ya think?"
-Buffy: "Do you guys know that you're very creepy?"
-Cordelia (to the Scoobies): "I want to thank you. All of you."
(beat of silence)
Xander: "It's funny 'cause you look like Cordelia."
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