**The body being used (the person inside the body)
Faith: "Oh, you have to go."
Buffy: "It's just with..."
Faith (knowingly): "Little sis coming. I know. So much to do before she gets here."
**Willow: "Well, why don't we experiment?" (eagerly) " Press some buttons, see what happens."
Giles: "Uh, I-I'd like to veto that."
Xander: "Second. It's called a blaster, Will. A word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now it it were called 'the orgasminator' I'd be the first to try your basic button-press approach."
-Buffy: "I've never seen anything like that."
Xander: "And I can go a long healthy stretch without seeing anything like that again."
-Xander: "That's. Great. Riley. And, you know, there's no polite way to ask you this, but... uhhh... Did they put a chip in your brain?"
-Xander: "I'd hate to see the pursuite of a homicidal lunatic get in the way of pursuing a homicidal lunatic."
-Buffy (cautiously): "I've been looking for you."
Faith (smiling): "I've been standing still for eight months, B. How hard d'ya look?"
Buffy: "Are you all right?"
Faith: "Five by five. Best thing about a coma, you wake up all rested and rejuvenated and ready for payback."
Buffy (tensly): "So much for pleasentries, huh?"
Faith (smiles dangerously): "What'd you think? I'd wake up and we'd go for tea? You tried to gut me, blondie."
-Buffy: "Faith, these are innocent people."
Faith: "No such animal."
-Willow: "Don't worry, we're sure to spot Faith first. She's like this cleavagy slutbomb walking around going" (mocking tone) "Ooh, check me out, I'm wicked cool, I'm five by five."
Tara: "Five by five? Five what by five what?"
Willow: "See, that's the thing. No one knows."
-Joyce: "You're sure you're okay?"
(Buffy (Faith) considers the question as she looks down at Faith (Buffy))
Buffy (Faith): "Five by five."
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