Xander: "That's my lamp." (takes back the lamp)
Anya: "A gift is traditional. I've read about it."
Xander: "That's among friends. With bitter enemies we don't give them my lamp."
-Riley: "Buffy. When I saw you stop the world from, you know, ending... I just assumed that was a big week for you. Turns out I suddenly find myself needing to know the plural of apocalypse."
-Buffy: "I like pancakes 'cause they're stackable. Ooo, and waffles 'cause you can put things in the little holes if you wanted to."
-Giles: "I refuse to become a monster because I look like a monster. I have a soul. I have a conscience. I am a human being. Oh, stop the car!" (gets out; goes runs up behind Prof. Walsh and scares her; gets back in the car) "Right. Let's go, then."
-Ethan Rayne: "I really got to learn to just do the damage and get out of town. It's the 'stay and gloat' that gets me every time."
-Giles: "Uh, how did you know it was me?"
Buffy: "Your eyes. You're the only person in the world that can look that annoyed with me."
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