-Willow: "I don't like spiders, okay? Their furry bodies, their sticky webs -- what do they need all those legs for anyway?"
-Xander: "I'm not worried. If there's something bad out there, we'll find, you'll slay, we'll party."
-Buffy: "Nothing like kicking the crap out of a bad guy to perk up my day."
-(They walk into class; Xander suddenly only wearing boxers)
Willow: "Xander, what happened to your...?"
Xander: "I don't know, I... was dressed a minute ago... this is a dream. It's gotta be a..." (pinches himself) "Ow! Wake up..." (pinches again) "Ow! Gotta wake up..."
-Buffy: "Did you find anything?"
Giles: "I don't know."
Buffy: "You don't know if you didn't find anything?"
-Giles: "The boy's been in a coma for a week. How is this possible?"
Buffy: "What am I, knowledge girl now? Explanations are your terrain."
-Giles: "What happened, where are your other clothes?"
Xander: "Oh don't I wish I had an answer to that question."
Willow: "Xander kinda found himself in front of our class not wearing much of anything."
Xander: "Except my underwear."
-Xander: "Bad thing? I was nude! Bad thing doesn't cover it."
-Xander: "Our dreams are coming true?"
Giles: "Dreams? That would be the musical comedy version of this."
-Buffy: "You missed a ball and the whole game's your fault? What, you were the only one playing, there weren't eight other kids on your team?"
-Xander: "Okay, who's nightmare is this?"
(Giles sees a headstone; turns pale)
Giles: "It's mine."
(it reads: Buffy Summers rest in peace)
-Willow: "When Buffy was a vampire, you weren't still, like, attracted to her, were you?"
Xander: "Willow. How can you -- I mean that's really bent, she was grotesque."
Willow: "Still dug her, huh."
Xander: "I'm sick. I need help."
Willow: "Don't I know it."
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