-Xander: "That is wrong, a big, fat, spanking wrong. It's a slap in the face to every one of us who studied hard and worked long hours to earn our D's."
-Xander: "What about that nutty 'all men are created equal' thing?"
Cordelia: "Propaganda spouted out by the ugly and less deserving."
-Buffy: "So something ripped him open and ate out his insides?"
Willow: "Like an Oreo Cookie. Well, except for, you know, without the chocolaty cookie goodness."
-Cordelia (spies Xander in a skimpy swim suit): "What the hell are you doing here?"
Xander: "Shh! I'm undercover."
Buffy (grins): "Not under much."
-Buffy: "I think we'd better find the rest of the swim team and lock them up before they get in touch with their inner halibut."
-Coarch Marin: "Boy, when they were handin' out school spirit, you didn't even stand in line, did you?"
Buffy: "No. I was in the line for shred of sanity."
-Buffy: "Great. This is just what my reputation needs: that I did it with the entire swim team."
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