-Willow (to Buffy): "You came, you saw, you rejected."
-Xander: "Something weird is going on. Isn't that our school motto?"
-Xander: "Oh, no, no. No. No cool. This was no wimpy chain rattler. This was 'I'm dead as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore'."
Giles: "Well, despite the Xander-speak, that's a fairly accurate definition of a poltergeist."
Xander: "I defined something? Accurately?" (closes a book on the table) "Guess I'm done with the book learning."
-Buffy: "Fabulous. Now we're Dr. Laura for the deceased."
-Spike: "It's paradise. Big windows, lovely gardens. It'll be perfect when we want the sunlight to kill us."
-Xander: "Fill me in then, 'cause I've read the book, seen the movie, and I'm still fuzzy about what's going on."
-Xander: "Ladies and gentleman, we have a ghost."
-Willow: "He looks so normal in this picture. He was smart, too. He made the honor roll."
Buffy: "Smart?"
Xander: "He killed a person and killed himself. Those are pretty much two of the dumbest things you could do."
-Snyder (to the police chief): "We're on a Hellmouth. Sooner or later, people are gonna figure that out."
-Willow: "Buffy, you were right. The time for touchy-feely communication is passed. I've done some homwork and found the only solution is the final solution."
Xander: "Nuke the school?" (smile) "I like that."
-Xander: "Oh, yeah, baby, it's snakalicious in here."
-Giles: "To forgive is an act of compassion, Buffy. It's, it's not done because people deserve it. It's done because they need it."
-Willow: "Everything seems normal. Not a snake, not a wasp."
Cordelia: "Yep. School can open again tomorrow."
Xander: "Explain to me again how that's a good thing."
-Buffy/James: "You don't just wake up one morning and stop loving someone! Love is forever."
(The above quote was contributed by a fellow Buffy fan)
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