-Buffy (to Xander): "Shhh!" (points at him) "Hospital zone. No singing."
-Buffy (delirious): "Giles, tell them!"
Orderly: "I got her."
Buffy: "The vampires! I need to kill the vampires!"
-Buffy: "Homework!"
Willow: "It's my way of saying, 'get well soon'."
Buffy: "You know, chocolate says that even better."
Willow: "I did all your assignments. All you have to do is sign your name."
Buffy: "Chocolate means nothing to me."
-Buffy: "Cause I'm not well. Uh, I feel all oogy."
Xander: "Increased ooginess. That's a danger signal."
-Willow: "Oh, yeah, I'm good at medical stuff since Xander and I used to play doctor all the time."
Xander (chuckles): "No, she's being literal. She used to have all these medical volumes, uh, and diagnosed me with stuff. I didn't have the heart to thell her she was playing it wrong."
Willow (to Xander): "Wrong? Why?" (to Buffy) "How did you play doctor?"
-Xander: "Finding out who this thing is takes priority. Cordy, you should go with Giles."
Giles: "Why do I have to have..." (looks at Cordelia) "Uh, good thinking. I-I-I could do with a research assistant."
Cordelia (to Giles): "Let's go, tact-guy."
-Cordelia: "Wait, what does this one do?" (points to a picture of a demon)
Giles (frustrated): "It asks endless questions of those with whom it's supposed to be working so that nothing is getting done."
-Willow (frantically): "Frogs! Frogs! Get 'em off me! Oh, my God, frogs! Get them off me! Please, help! Get 'em off! Frogs! Frogs! Oh, my God, horrible frogs!"
(Dr Wilkinson comes through the doors)
Willow (squeals): "Get 'em..."
Dr Wilkinson: "Not her, the other one!"
Willow (looks up; calm again): "No more frogs!"
-Xander: "You don't know how to kill this thing."
Buffy: "I thought I might try violence."
Xander: "Solid call."
-Xander (to Buffy): "Your mom's trying to Bogart the cheesy chips. What's that all about?"
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