Giles: "I'm sorry...your hair."
Cordelia: "There's something wrong with my hair? Oh, my God."
(she exits)
Giles: "Xander was right. It worked like a charm."
-Xander: "Does anyone else feel like we've been Keyser Soze'd?"
-Buffy (sounding important): "Giles, into every generation is born one who must run the annual talentless show. You can not escape your destiny."
Giles: "If you had a shred of decency you would have participated. Or at least helped."
Buffy: "Nah, I thought I'd take on your traditional role and just watch."
Xander: "And mock."
Willow: "And laugh."
-Buffy: "Eeeuuh. Dummy."
Xander: "Ahhhgh! Mime."
-Buffy: "And I don't think we'll be featuring Xander's special gift... "
Xander: "Okay, some people are jealous that they can't burp the alphabet... "
-Cordelia (re a student's death): "All I can think is... it could have been me!"
Xander: "We can dream."
-Xander: "Okay... next time we split up, someone else is taking Cordy detail. Five more minutes with her and we would ahve had another organ doner."
-Willow: "Once again I'm banished to the demon section of the card catalog."
-Xander (making Sid the dummy talk): "Redrum, redrum!"
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