>Buffy: "Uh, so, did anybody... uh... last night, you know, did anybody, um... burst into song?"
Xander: "Merciful Zeus!"
(Everyone talks at once)
Willow: "We thought it was just us."
Giles: "Well, I sang but I had my guitar at the hotel..."
Tara: "It was bizarre. We were talking and then it was like-"
Buffy: "Like you were in a musical!"
Tara: "Yeah."
Giles: "That would explain the huge backing orchestra I couldn't see and the synchronized dancing from the room service chaps."
>Buffy: "I'm not exactly quaking in my stylish yet affordable boots, but there's definitely something unnatural going on here. And that doesn't usually lead to hugs and puppies."
>Dawn: "Oh my God. You will never believe what happened at school today."
Buffy: "Everybody started singing and dancing?"
Dawn (disappointed): "I gave birth to a pterodactyl."
Anya: "Oh my God, did it sing?"
>Anya: "Will you still make me waffles when we're married?"
Xander: "No, I'll only make them for myself, but by California law, you will own half of them."
>Spike: "Oh. So that's all. You've just come to pump me for information."
Buffy: "What else would I wanna pump you for?" (cringes) "I really just said that, didn't I?"
>Buffy: "So. Dawn's in trouble. Must be Tuesday."
>Giles: "If I want your opinion, Spike, I'll-" (pauses) "I'll never want your opinion."
>Sweet: "I love a good entrance."
Buffy: "How are you with death scenes?"
>Dawn: "The hardest thing in this world... is to live in it."
>Spike (to Buffy): "The day you suss out what you do want, there'll probably be a parade. Seventy-six bloody trombones."
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