>Angel (re Riley): "You actually sleep with this guy?"
>Buffy (to Riley & Angel): "I see any more displays of testosterone poisoning I will personally put you both in the hospital."
>Spike (re Adam): "You're like Tony Robbins if he was a big scary Frankenstein-looking... You're exactly like Tony Robbins."
>Adam (re Spike & his chip): "A beast this powerful cannot be contained. Inevitably it will break free and savage the land again."
>Willow (dramatic voice to Miss Kitty Fantastico): "You cannot have more catnip! You have a catnip problem!"
>Riley (wearing Xander's goofy pants): "It's the pants, isn't it? It's okay. I couldn't take me seriously in these things either."
>Forrest: "You're killing humans now?"
Buffy: "Not yet. Beating you senseless should do just fine."
>Buffy: "Running a car into a tree is an accident! Running your fist into somebody's face is a plan!"
>Xander: "Oh. Okay. You and Willow go do the superpower thing, I'll stay behind and putt around the Batcave with crusty old Alfred here." (indicates Giles)
>Xander: "And if I did join the Army, I'd be great! You know why? 'Cause they might give me a job that couldn't be done by any well-trained border collie."
>Buffy: "What do you mean wrong?"
Willow: "Well, they certainly haven't been right, since Tara. We have to face it. You can't handle Tara being my girlfriend."
Xander: "No! It was bad before that! Since you two went off to college and forgot about me! Just left me in the basement to --" (turns to Willow) "Tara's your girlfriend?"
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