Xander: "Look at you. You have knees! Very white knees!"
Spike (sitting, Xander's cut-offs riding up): "Damn things keep doing that."
Xander: "You know I'm not any happier about you wearing my stuff than you are."
Spike: "That cannot be true."
-Willow: "Well, Porter dorm is completely blacked out. So naturally they are dealing with the crisis the only way they know how: aftershock party."
Buffy: "Ah, this from the dorm that brought us the 'Somebody Sneezed' party and the 'Days That Ends in Y' party."
-Giles: "It's the end of the world."
Buffy, Willow & Xander: "Again?"
-Xander: "Think of the happy. If we don't find what we're looking for, we face an apocalypse."
Spike: "Really? You're not just saying that?"
-Buffy: "You know there is nothing more dangerous than a psych-grad-student."
-Buffy: "Looks like we're going back to high school."
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