-Buffy (on Thanksgiving): "It's a sham, but it's sham with yams. A yam sham."
-Spike: "I'm saying Spike had a little trip to the vet, and now he doesn't chase the other puppies anymore."
-Anya: "I'm imagining having sex with him again."
Buffy: "Imaginary Xander is quite the machine."
-Giles: "Oh, right. Yes, yes. Um, always behind on the terms. Still trying not to refer to you lot as 'bloody colonials'."
-Spike (re the Indians): "You won. All right? You came in and you killed them and you took their land. That's what conquering nations do. It's what Caesar did, and he's not going around saying, 'I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it.' The history of the world isn't people making friends. You had better weapons, and you massacred them. End of story."
-Anya: "So this is Angel. He's large and glowery, isn't he?"
Xander: "He's evil again."
Angel: "I'm not evil again. Why does everyone think that?"
-Buffy: "A bear!"
Spike: "You made a bear!"
Buffy: "I didn't mean to."
Spike: "Undo it! Undo it!"
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