Giles: "Don't taunt the fear demon."
Xander: "Why? Can he hurt me?"
Giles: "No, it's just... tacky."
-Oz: "You know, maybe it's 'cause of all the horrific things we've seen, but hippos wearing tutus just don't unnerve me like they used to."
-Buffy: "I was just thinking about the life of a pumpkin. Grow up in the sun - happily entwined with others, then someone comes along, cuts you open and - rips your guts out."
-Xander (re finding a costume): "Anya, you an ex-demon, terrorized mankind for centuries. I'm sure you'll come up with something."
-Willow: "I'm Joan of Arc. I figured we had a lot in common, seeing as how - I was almost burned at the stake, and plus she had - that close relationship with God."
Xander (to Oz): "And you are?" (Oz pulls his jacked open to reveal a nametag with 'God' on it) "Of course, I wish I'd thought of that before I put down my deposite. I could have been God."
Oz: "Blasphemer."
-Xander: "If we close our eyes and say it's a dream, it'll stab us to death!"
-Xander: "Giles? Everyone, it's Giles! With a chainsaw."
-Buffy: "This is Gachnar?"
Xander: "Big overture. Little show."
-Xander: "That's your scary costume?"
Anya: "Bunnies frighten me."
-Giles: "Oh, bloody hell. The inscription!"
Buffy: "What's the matter?"
Giles: "I should have translated the Gaelic inscription under the illustration of Gachnar."
Buffy: "What's it say?"
Giles: "Actual size."
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