-Xander: "Aren't you supposed to be drinking tea anyway?"
Giles: "Tea is soothing. I wish to be tense."
Xander: "Okay. But you are destroying a perfectly good cultural stereotype here."
-Cordelia: "I demand an explanation."
Xander: "For what?"
Cordelia: "Wesley."
Xander: "Uh... inbreeding?"
-Faith: "Oh yeah. - Miles to go - Little Mrs. Muffet counting down from 7-3-0"
-Xander: "But I'm still key-guy, right?"
Buffy: "Right."
Xander: "Then Angel, in his non key-guy capacity, can work with me."
Angel (sarcastic): "What fun."
Xander: "Hey! Key-guy is still talking."
Buffy: "Oh, that's good! Start bickering. That's going to look great for us. You guys are like little old ladies!"
-Mayor: "Remember: fast and brutal. It's going to be a whole new world come nightfall, don't want to weaken now. And boys? Let's watch the swearing."
-Buffy: "Oh my God. He's going to do the entire speech."
Willow: "Man, just ascend already."
-Oz: "Guys take a moment to deal with this: we survived."
Buffy: "It was a hell of a battle!"
Oz: "Not the battle, high school." (beat) "We're taking a moment..." (beat) "...and we're done."
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