-Buffy: "I've got to stop a crazy from pulling a Carrie at the prom."
-Anya: "You know, you can laugh, but I have witnessed a millennium of treachery and oppression from the males of the species and I have nothing but contempt for the whole libidinous lot of them."
Xander: "Then why are you talking to me?"
Anya (averts her eyes): "I don't have a date for the prom."
Xander: "Well gosh. I wonder why not. It couldn't possibly have anything to do with your sales pitch?"
Anya: "Men are evil. Will you go with me?"
-Oz: "Anya, huh? Interesting choice."
Xander: "Choice is kind of a broad term for my situation. See, it's either Anya or the sock puppet of love for this boy." (holds his hand in puppet shape, speaks in silly voice) "I love you, Xander. I'll never leave you."
Willow: "Well, if Anya tries to get you killed, put me down for a big 'I told you so'."
Xander (puppet): "Who's this Anya? Is she prettier than me?"
-Buffy: "I always say a patrol's not complete without a trip to the stinky sewers."
-Buffy (re her breakup with Angel): "I think horrible is still coming. Right now, it's worse. Right now, I'm just trying to keep from dying." (her face contorts in pain)
Willow: "Oh Buffy." (Buffy leans over into Willow's lap and starts sobbing)
Buffy: "I can't breathe, Will. I feel like I can't breathe."
-Oz: "What's that. Pause it."
Xander: "Guys! It's just a normal VCR. It doesn't... Oh wait, uh, it can do pause."
-Oz: "Once again, the Hellmouth puts the special in special occasion."
-Buffy: "How's the prom?"
Oz: "Strangly affecting. I got all teared up when they played 'We Are Family'."
-Jonathan (the speach for Buffy's award): "We're not good friends. Most of us never found the time to get to know you, but that doesn't mean we haven't noticed you. We don't talk about it much, but it's no secret that Sunnydale High isn't really like other high schools. A lot of weird stuff happens here."
Crowd outbursts: "Zombies! Hyena people! Snyder!" (laughter)
Jonathan: "But, whenever there was a problem or something creepy happened, you seemed to show up and stop it. Most of the people here have been saved by you, or helped by you at one time or another. We're proud to say that the Class of '99 has the lowest mortality rate of any graduating class in Sunnydale history. And we know at least part of that is because of you. So the senior class, offers its thanks, and gives you, uh, this." (produces a multicolored, glittering, miniature umbrella with a small metal plaque attached to the shaft) "It's from all of us, and it has written here, 'Buffy Summers, Class Protector'."
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