-Buffy: "You! I mean I can't believe you got into Oxford!"
Willow: "It's pretty exciting."
Oz: "That's some deep academia there."
Buffy: "That's where they make Gileses."
-Buffy (to Xander & Cordelia): "Okay, you guys, don't forget to breathe between insults."
-Buffy: "I gotta have a plan? Really? I can't just be proactive with pep?"
-Buffy: "Wes, hop on the train or get off the tracks."
-Xander (re Willow): "Wow! She even drew helpful diagrams. That's the pedestal."
Oz: "And the ingrediants. And us. See, there's you and there's me."
Xander: "Well, how can you tell which is which? I mean, they both look kinda stick-figurey to me."
Oz: "Well, this one's me. See the little guitar."
Xander: "Oh, gotcha."
Oz: "Nobody like my Willow."
Xander: "No sir, there is not."
-Mayor: "Well, this is very unfortunate. I just had this conference room redecorated, for Pete's sake. At taxpayers' expense."
-Willow: "Hey! Did you get permission to eat the hostage? I didn't think so."
-Faith (to Willow): "Anyone with brains, anyone who knew what was going to happen to her, would try to claw her way out of this place. But you, you just can't stop Nancy Drewing, can you?"
-Mayor: "Well, this is exciting, isn't it? Clandestine meetings by dark of night. Exchange of prisoners. I just, I, I feel like we should all be wearing trenchcoats."
-Snyder: "You. All of you. Why couldn't you be dealing drugs like normal people."
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