-Xander: "For a minute there, I thought you were gonna make an expression."
Oz: "I felt one coming on, I won't lie."
-Buffy: "When I walked in a few minutes ago, you thought, 'look at her shoes, if a fashion magazine told her to, she'd wear cats strapped to her feet'."
-Oz (thinking): "I am my thoughts... if they exist in her, Buffy contains everything that is me, and she becomes me. I cease to exist. Hmmm."
-Xander (thinking; panicking): "What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time! Sex... Help! Four times five is thirty... five times six is thirty-two... Naked girls. Naked woman... Naked Buffy... Oh, stop me!"
Buffy: "God Xander, is that all you think about?"
-Oz: "Uh... If you don't need me I'm gonna follow the redhead."
-Oz: "Are you sure they meant it?"
Xander: "Yeah, I mean, who hasn't just idly thought about takin' out the whole place with a semi-automatic?"
-Xander: "I'm still having trouble with the fact that one of us is just gonna gun everybody down for no reason."
Cordelia: "Yeah, because that never happens in American high schools."
Oz: "It's bordering on trendy at this point."
-Buffy: "You had sex with Giles?!"
Joyce: "It was the candy... we were teenagers...!"
Buffy: "On the hood of a police car?!"
Joyce: "I'll be downstairs. You feel better." (she bolts)
Buffy: "Twice?!"
-Larry: "Man, I'm out! I'm so out, I've got my grandma fixing me up with guys!"
-Buffy: "Ok, here's the new plan. We're gonna get Snyder to evacuate the school, and just hope the killer's not waiting outside..."
-Buffy: "Sure. We can work out after school. You know... If you're not to busy having sex with my mother."
(Buffy walks on; Giles walks straight into a tree)
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