-Giles: "Buffy, when I said you could slay vampires and have a social life, I didn't mean at the same time!"
-Cordelia: "Hel-lo! Salty goodness. Pick up the phone. Call 911. That boy's going to need some serious oxygen after I'm through with him."
-Giles (after watching Buffy stake a vamp): "Poor technique. Prioritization, sub-par. Execution was adequate, but a bit to bloody for my taste."
Buffy: "Oh, Giles, don't mention it. It was my pleasure to make the world safe for humanity again."
-(Giles picks up something left by a dusted vamp)
Buffy: "Oh, that's a great plan. I kill 'em, you fence their stuff."
-Buffy: "Yeah, see, a school has students and they check out books and then they learn things."
Giles: "I was beginning to suspect that was just a myth."
-Buffy: "Do you have any more copies of Emily Dickinson? I need one."
Giles: "Buffy, while the fact of your wanting to check out a book is grounds for a national holiday, I do think we should focus on the problem at hand."
-Giles: "All right. Well, I'll get in my time machine, go back to the 12th century and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy by a few days so you can have dinner and a show."
Buffy: "Okay, at this point, you're abusing sarcasm."
-Buffy: "In that case I won't wear my button that says, I'm a Slayer -- Ask Me How."
-Buffy (to a passing student): "That's right. I have no life. Move along pal, nothing to see here!"
-Giles (re Buffy): "She is the strangest girl..."
-Buffy: "A cranky Slayer is a careless Slayer."
-Angel: "You're here on a date?"
Buffy: "Yeah. Why is that such a shock to everyone?"
-Giles: "Two more of the brethren were here. They came after me but I was more than a match for them."
Buffy: "Meaning?"
Giles: "I hid."
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