Faith: "First word, 'jail', second word, 'bait'."
-Faith: "When you gonna learn, B? It doesn't matter what kind of 'vibe' a person gives off. Nine times outta ten - the face they're showing you? It isn't the real one."
-Cordelia (re Wesley): "Check out Giles the next generation."
-Willow: "We're still trying to de-rat Amy."
-The Mayor: "A Slayer up for murder one. Well, that's sunshine and roses for me."
-Faith: "Jeez, lighten up a litte, B."
-Faith (to a Detec.; told her murder used wooden object): "Whoever did it wasn't hip to the bronze age."
-Faith (to Xander): "Lights on or off? Kinks or vanilla?"
-Angel (to Faith re Xander): "And he forgot the safety word?"
Faith: "Safety words are for wusses."
-Angel: "You can't imagine the price for true evil."
Faith: "Yeah. I hope evil takes Master Card."
-Faith (to Wesley re her handcuffs): "Now unlock these or I'll pop this guys head like a grape."
-Faith (after Buffy slugs her): "There's my girl."
-Mr. Trick (re a vamp that just got staked): "It's called an uzi, chump. Woulda saved your ass right about now."
-Mr. Trick (when he realizes Faith has a stake in him): "Oh, no. No, this is not good at all."
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