Giles: "Really"
Wesley: "Oh, yes. It's not all books and theory nowadays. I have in fact faced two vampires - under controlled circumstances, of course."
Giles: "Well, you're in no danger of finding any here."
Wesley: "Vampires?"
Giles: "Controlled circumstances."
-Wesley: "Are you not used to being given orders?"
Buffy: "Whenever Giles sends me on a mission, he always says please. And afterwards I get a cookie."
-Buffy: "I hate it when they drown me."
-Xander: "The comedy stylings of Miss Cordelia Chase, everybody. Who incidentally won't be needing a higher education when she can just market her own very successful line of Hooker Wear."
-Buffy: "The count of three isn't a plan. It's Sesame Street."
-Xander: "I'm just expecting thin slips of paper with the words, 'no way', written on them in crayon."
Oz: "I hear their typing those now."
-Buffy (re Wesley): "Is he evil?"
Giles: "Not in the strict sense."
-Wesley: "I didn't get this job because of my looks."
Buffy: "I really, really believe that."
-Faith: "New Watcher?"
Buffy & Giles: "New Watcher."
Faith: "Screw that."
Buffy: "Now why didn't I say that?"
-Faith (to Buffy): "Slaying's what we're built for. If your not enjoying it, your doing something wrong."
-Faith (to Buffy as she's about to jump down a man hole): "If you don't come in after me I might die."
-Giles (to Wesley): "Knock yourself out. Please."
-Faith: "Tell me you don't get off on this?"
Buffy: "It didn't suck."
-Wesley: "You're not helping."
Giles: "I know. I'm just sick about it."
-Buffy: "How come your eye twitches every time I say Faith's name?"
Xander: "What? I don't know what you're talking about."
Buffy: "Faith." (his eye twitches)
-Wesley: "Ah, there you are."
Buffy: "Speak of the really annoying person."
-Faith: "Life as a Slayer is very simple -- want, take, have."
-Wesley: "Stay calm, Mr. Giles."
Giles: "Thank God you're here, I was planning to panic."
-Faith (re killing a man): "I don't care."
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