Willow: "Yeah, nothing melted like last time."
-Xander: "If anyone sees my spine laying around just try not to step on it."
-Buffy (re Xander): "Maybe you shouldn't be leaping into the fray like that. Maybe you should be... fray-adjacent."
-Buffy: "What should we do with the trio here? Should we burn them?"
Willow: "I brought marshmellows. Occasionally, I am callous and strange."
-Xander: "Gee, Mr. White if Clark and Lois get all the good stories I'll never be a real reporter."
Giles: "Hmm?"
Xander: "Jimmy Olson jokes are pretty much gonna be lost on you."
-Jack O'Toole: "What are you, retarted?"
Xander: "No, I had to take that test when I was 7. A little slow on some stuff... mostly math and spatial relations - but certainly not challenged or anything."
-Xander (to Cordelia): "Why am I surprised by how comforting you're not?"
-Cordelia: "Xander you're the useless part of the group. You're the zeppo."
-Buffy: "They celebrate their victory by eating their foes. Ew, they couldn't just pour Gatorade on each other."
-Jack O'Toole (re his big knife): "Her name's Katie."
Xander: "You gave it a girls name. How very serial killer of you."
-Xander: "Note to self. Less talk."
-Xander: "Dumb guy. Little bomb. How hard can it be?"
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