-Xander: "Frisky Watcher's chat room. Why Giles!"
-Oz: "Just so we're clear. You guys know you're nuts right?"
-Buffy (to Willow): "What are you gonna do? Float a pencil at them?"
-Buffy: "Mom, dead people are talking to you. Do the math."
-Cordelia: "Ok, I think I like the two little ones, more than the one big one."
-Buffy (re the big demon): "Did I get it? Did I get it?"
-Buffy (re Amy the rat): "Maybe we should get her one of those wheel thingies."
-Buffy: "A group of... human beings? Someone with a soul did this?"
Giles: "Yes, I'm afraid so."
Buffy: "Okay. Then while you're looking for the meaning of that symbol thingy, could you also find a loophole in that 'Slayers don't kill people' rule?"
-Willow: "Right. Absolutly. That's me. I'm a dabbler."
-Xander: "Aw, man, it's Nazi Germany, and I've got Playboys in my locker!"
-Giles: "They're confiscating my books."
Buffy: "Giles, we need those books."
Giles: "Believe me, I tried to tell that to the nice man with the big gun."
-Snyder: "Lift a finger agains me, and you'll have to answer to MOO."
Buffy: "Answer to MOO? Did that sentence just make some sense that I'm not in on?"
Snyder: "Mothers Opposed to the Occult.' A powerful new group."
Buffy: "And who came up with that lame name?"
Snyder: "That would be the founder. I believe you call her 'Mom'."
-Willow: "Mom, I'm not acting out. I'm a witch! I-I can make pencils float. And I can summon the four elements. Okay, two, but four soon. A-and I'm dating a musician."
Sheila: "Oh, Willow."
-Buffy: "I have to go on one of my pointless patrols and react to some vampires. If that's alright with MOO." (heads for the door; then steps back into the room) "And nice acronym, Mom." (leaves)
-Oz: "Fairy tales are real?"
-Xander: "I don't know about you, but I'm gonna go trade my cow in for some beans." (gets a look) "No one else is seeing the funny here."
-Cordelia: "I came over here to tell Buffy to stop this craziness and found you all unconscious... again. How many times have you been knocked out, anyway? I swear, one of these times, you're gonna wake up in a coma."
Giles: "Wake up in a... Oh, never mind."
-Cordelia (to Giles): "God, you really were the little youthful offender, weren't you? You must just look back on that and cringe."
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