-Buffy: "I just know that us and the undead are the only people in Sunnydale working this late."
-Buffy (re a dream): "And then I was being chased by an improperly filled-in answer bubble screaming, 'none of the above'."
-Cordelia (re the SATs): "Actually, I'm looking forward to it. I do well on standardized tests." (gets looks from everyone) "What? I can't have layers?"
-Cordelia: "I heard that there was a secret rule that if a teacher's more than ten minutes late, we can all leave."
-Xander: "I like chocolate. There is no bad here."
-Joyce: "So how come they, uh, call you Ripper?"
Giles: "Wouldn't you like to know."
-Buffy: "Let's do the time warp again."
-Trick: "That's the reason I love this country. You make a good product, and the people will come to you. Or course, a lot of them are gonna die, but that's the other reason I love this country."
-Oz: "They're teenagers. It's a sobering mirror to look into, hun?"
-Buffy: "Giles at sixteen? Less Together Guy, more Bad-Magic-Hates-The-World-Ticking-Time-Bomb Guy."
-Giles (re Ethan): "He's lying. Hit him!"
Buffy: "I don't think he is, and shut up."
Giles: "You're my Slayer, go knock his teeth down his throat."
-Buffy: "They never just leave. Always gotta say something."
-Willow: "Kiss rocks? Why would anyone want to kiss... Oh, wait. I get it."
-Snyder: "Summers you drive like a spaz!"
(The above quote was contributed by a fellow Buffy fan)
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