Cordelia: "Well, he just... grows on you, like a Chia Pet."
-Buffy: "Thanks, Cordelia. Humiliation's really good for my color."
-Trick: "Ladies, gentleman, spiny-headed looking creatures, welcome to SlayerFest '98!"
-Xander (re Willow & Oz): "How do I put this? Are we on first, second, or, uh... ye gods?"
Willow: "That's none of your business, Alexander Harris."
-Oz: "As Willow goes, so goes my nation."
-Xander: "Okay, let's not say something we'll, uh, regret later..."
Cordelia (to Buffy): "You crazy freak!"
Buffy: "Vapid whore!"
Xander: "...like that!"
-Trick (to Buffy & Cordelia): "Hello, ladies. Welcome to Slayerfest '98. What is a Slayerfest, you ask? Well, as in most of life, there's the hunters and the hunted. Can you guess where you two fall? From the beginning of this tape, you have exactly thirty seconds--" (checks his watch) "no, that's seventeen now -- to run for your lives." (smiles) "Faith... Buffy... Have a nice death."
-Cordelia: "Hello! How stupid are you people?" (points to Buffy) "She's a Slayer." (points to herself) "I'm a Homecoming Queen!"
-Cordelia (to Buffy): "I know what you're up to. You think if you get me mad enough, I won't be so scared. And, hey! It's working. Where's a damn weapon?"
-Cordelia: "Why is it everytime I go somewhere with you, it always ends in violence and terror?"
Buffy: "Welcome to my life."
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