-Giles: "Um... no need to panic."
Oz: "Just a thought. Poker. Not your game."
-Mr. Blatt: "Any person who claims to be sane is either lying or not very bright."
-Oz: "You're having a Slayer watch over me? Good to know we're not overreacting."
-Debbie (re her abusive boyfriend): "He does love me. He does love me."
Willow: "I think we broke her."
Buffy: "She was broken way before this."
-Oz (to Pete; the boyfriend): "Time's up. Rules change."
-Giles (after Buffy hits him with a dart gun instead of Oz): "Oh, right. Bloody priceless."
-Cordelia: "Great, now I'm going to be stuck with serious thoughts all day."
-Xander: "Uh, no worries. I can handle the Oz Full Monty."
-Giles (to Buffy): "Must have been some dream. I didn't think you knew what a card index was for."
-Oz: "Hey, I may be a cold-blooded jelly doughnut, but my timing is impeccable."
-Buffy: "It's tricky, covering a fresh shiner like that. You know what works?"
Debbie: "What?"
Buffy: "Don't get hit."
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