Buffy: "Giles, please, contain yourself. Yes, I'm finally back in school but you know how it embarrasses me when you gush so. Why don't we just skip all that and get right to work."
-Buffy: "Um, maybe I should introdue you again. Faith, this is Giles."
Faith: "I seen him. If I'da known they came this young and cute Id've requested a transfer."
Buffy: "Okay, raise your hand is 'ew."
-Buffy (to Snyder): "So, let me get this straight. I'm really back in school because the school board overruled you. That's like having your whole ability to do this job called into question when you think about it."
Joyce: "I think what my daughter is trying to say is 'nyah, nyah, nyah'."
-Willow: "This is Sunnydale. Home of the big brewin evil."
-Buffy: "Faith. First rule of slaying: don't die."
-Cordelia: "When did you become Martha Stewart?"
Buffy: "First of all, Martha Stewart know jack about hand-cut prosciutto."
Xander: "I don't believe she slays, either."
Oz: "Oh, I hear she can, but she doesn't like to."
-Willow: "Well, you know, I tried this spell to cure Angel, and I guess that was a bust. But since then, you know, small stuff: floating feather, fire out of ice, which next time I won't do on the beadspread. Are you mad at me?"
Giles: "No, of course not, no. If I were, I would be making a strange clucking sound with my tongue."
-Willow (to Buffy): "Are you..." (to Oz) "Is she all glowy?"
Oz: "Yeah, I suspect happiness."
-Buffy: "Hello, my life, how I've missed you."
-Oz (re Scott): "Plus bonus points for using the word mosey."
-Willow (a girl screams): "That's not what making out sounds like, unless I'm doing it wrong."
-Oz: "I'm gonna go out on a limb and say there's a new Slayer in town."
-Xander: "Wow. They should film that story and show it every Christmas."
-Faith: "God, I could eat a horse. Isn't it crazy how slayin' just always makes you hungry and horny?"
Buffy: "Well... sometimes I-I crave a nonfat yogurt afterwards."
-Oz: "Something occurring. Uh, now, you both kill vamps, and who could blame you, but, I'm, I'm wondering about your position on werewolves."
Willow: "Oz is a werewolf."
Buffy: "It's a long story."
Oz: "I got bit."
Buffy: "Apparently not that long."
Faith: "Hey, as long as you don't go scratchin at me or humpin my leg, we're five-by-five, you know?"
-Xander: "And they say young people don't learn anything in high school nowadays, but, um, I've learned to be afraid."
-Buffy: "The girl's not playing with a full deck, Giles. She has almost no deck. She has a three."
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