-Oz: "Hey, so, you're not wanted for murder anymore."
Buffy: "Oh, good. That was such a drag."
-Buffy: "Cordy, get out of my shoes!"
-Giles: "Unbelievable... (as Joyce) do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead! (himself) Americans!"
-Buffy: "Didn't anyone ever warn you about playing with pointy sticks? It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye."
-Willow: "Still, we were getting good. We dusted nine out of ten."
Oz (whispers): "Six out of ten."
Willow: "Six out of ten."
Xander: "Whatever, we were kicking a little undead booty."
-Buffy: "What about home schooling? You know, it's not just for scary religious people anymore."
-Joyce: "Do you wanna say something?"
Buffy: "Like what? Thanks for stopping by and dying?"
-Buffy: "Welcome to the Hellmouth Petting Zoo."
-Oz: "It looks dead. It smells dead. Yet it's movin' around. That's interesting."
-Oz (re the undead cat): "I like it. I think you should call it Patches."
-Oz: "We should figure out what kinda deal this is. I mean, is it a-a gathering, a shindig or a hootenanny?"
Cordelia: "What's the difference."
Oz: "Well, a gathering is brie, mellow song stylings; shindig, dip, less mellow song stylings, perhaps a large amount of malt beverage; and hootenanny, well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny."
-Buffy: "Great. Thanks. Anybody else want to weigh in here?" (sees Jonathan) "How about you by the dip?"
(Jonathan freezes; looks around nervously)
Jonathan: "No, thanks. I'm good."
-Oz (re Xander & Buffy): "Okay. I'm gonna step in now, being Referee Guy."
Willow: "No, let them go, Oz. Talking about it isn't helping. We might as well try some violence." (zombie smashes through living room window) "I was being sarcastic!"
-Xander: "Generally speaking, when scary things get scared: not good."
-Buffy: "You're really enjoying this whole moral superiority thing, arent' you?"
Willow: "It's like a drug!"
Buffy: "Fine! Okay. I'm the bad. I can take my lumps... for a while."
Willow: "All right. I'll stop giving you a hard time." (pauses) "Runaway."
Buffy: "Will!"
Willow (smiles and giggles): "I'm sorry! Quitter."
Buffy: "Whiner."
Willow: "Bailer."
Buffy: "Harpy."
Willow: "Delinquent."
Buffy: "Tramp."
Willow: "Bad Seed."
Buffy: "Witch."
Willow: "Freak."
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