-Xander: "It's funny how the earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to."
-Buffy: "We're talking full-on Exorcist twist."
-Giles (gazes at the sky with loathing): "God, every day here is the same."
Buffy: "Bright, sunny, beautiful. How can we escape this torment?"
-Buffy: "Hot dog surprise... be still my heart."
Willow: "Call me old fashioned, I don't want any more surprises in my hot dogs..."
-Buffy: "Yeah, I lied, I'm a bad person. Let's move on."
-Giles: "This computer invasion Willow's performing on the Coroner's office -- one can assume it's entirely legal?"
Buffy: "Of course --"
Willow: "Entirely."
Giles: "So I wasn't here, didn't see it, couldn't have stopped you."
-Xander: "What kinda girly-name is Angel anyway?"
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