-Willow: "That's right, big boy." (smiles mischievously) "Come and get it."
-Oz: "Uh, if I may suggest: 'This time it's personal.' I mean, there's a reason why it's a classic."
-Xander: "I can't wait to see Cordelia." (pauses) "I can't believe I can't wait to see Cordelia."
-Willow: "You came to visit me. You came with books? Are they books for me?"
Oz: "Well, actually, they're kind of for me."
Willow: "I don't get it."
Oz: "Well, it's sort of a funny story. You remember when I didn't graduate?"
Willow: "Well, I know you had a lot of incompletes, but that's what summer school was for."
Oz: "Yeah. Well, you remember when I didn't go?"
Willow: "But you never said anything. How am I supposed to react to this rather alarming news?"
Oz: "Well, actually, I was pretty much banking on you finding it cute."
-Buffy: "I don't want any trouble. I just want to be alone and quiet in a room wiht a chair and a fireplace and a tea cozy. I don't even know what a tea cozy is, but I want one."
-Cordelia: "Why do I have to be bait? I'm always bait. Why can't Willow be bait?"
-Cordelia: "Where do I hide?"
Xander: "You don't hide. You're bait. Go act baity."
Cordelia: "What's the plan?"
Xander: "The vampire attacks you."
Cordelia: "And then what?"
Xander: "The vampire kills you. We watch, we rejoice."
-Cordelia: "Oh, yeah! Mr. Faithful? You probably met up with some hot little Inca Mummy Girl. Yeah! I heard about her."
-Guard: "Who are you?"
Buffy (looks up at him; then smiles): "I'm Buffy. The Vampire Slayer. And you are...?"
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