Joyce: "Know what?"
Buffy: "That, uh, that I'm in a rock band... Yes, a rock band with Spike here."
Spike: "Right, she plays the... triangle."
Buffy: "Drums."
Spike: "Drums, yeah, she's hell on the old skins, you know."
Joyce: "And what do you do?"
Spike: "Well, I sing."
-Xander: "Cavalry's here; cavalry's a frightened guy with a rock, but it's here."
-Spike: "I told you. I want to stop Angel." (snickers) "I want to save the world."
Buffy: "Okay. You do remember that you're a vampire, right?"
Spike: "We like to talk big, vampires do. 'I'm gonna destroy the world' - just tough-guy talk, strutting around with your friends over a pint of blood. Truth is, I like this world. You got dog racing, Manchester United, and you got people. Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs. It's all right here. But then someone comes along with a vision. A real passion for destruction. Angel could pull it off. Good-bye, Picadilly, farewell Leicester bloody Square. You know what I'm saying?"
-Buffy: "Why don't you try getting off your immortal ass and fighting evil once in a while? 'Cause I'm tired of doing this by myself."
Whistler: "In the end, you're always by yourself. You're all you got. That's the point."
Buffy: "Spare me."
-Cordelia: "I ran. I think I made it through three counties before I realized nobody was chasing me. Not too brave."
-Angelus (to Giles): "I wanna torture you. I used to love it, and it's been a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured somebody, they didn't even have chainsaws."
-Whistler: "I'm waiting for you."
Buffy: "Why?"
Whistler: "'Cause I-I-I need a date to the prom."
-Spike: "Hey! White flag here. I quit."
Buffy: "Let me clear this up for you. We're mortal enemies. We don't get time-outs."
-Xander: "Come on, Will. Look, you don't have a choice here. You gotta wake up. I need you, Will. I mean, how am I gonna pass trig, you know? And who am I gonna call every night... and talk about everything we did all day? You're my best friend. You've always... I love you."
-Oz: "How you feelin?"
Willow: "My head... feels big. Is it big?"
Oz: "No. It's head size."
-Joyce: "Have we met?"
Spike: "Um... you hit me with an ax one time. Remember?" (makes an ax-holding gesture) "Uh, 'get the hell away from my daughter'."
Joyce: "Oh."
-Spike (surprised): "Dru bagged a Slayer?" (chuckles) "She didn't tell me! Hey, good for her!" (gets a look from Buffy) "Though not from your perspective, I suppose."
-Buffy: "It's just fate, Mom. I'm the Slayer. Accept it."
-Willow: "There's no use arguing with me. Do you see my resolve face?" (gives them her resolve face) "You've seen it before. You know what it means."
-Spike: "Now, now, don't let's lose our temper."
Angelus: "Keep out of it, sit 'n' spin."
Spike: "Look, you cut him up, you'll never get your answers."
Angelus: "Since when did you become so levelheaded?"
Spike: "Right about the time you became so pig-headed. You have your way with him, you'll never get to destroy the world. And I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet. There are other ways."
-Whistler: "You know, raiding an Englishman's fridge is like dating a nun. You're never gonna get the good stuff."
-Giles: "It's a trick. They get inside my head, make me see things I want."
Xander: "Then why would they make you see me?"
Giles: "You're right. Let's go."
-Oz: "We know the world didn't end, 'cause..." (looks around) "check it out."
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