-Spike: "It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big."
-Buffy: "Oh, we better go. I haven't even started studying for finals yet."
Xander: "Oh, yeah, finals! Why didn't you let me die."
-Willow (to Buffy): "Don't say that! You're gonna pass eveything. I will get you through this semester if I have to sweat blood."
Xander: "Do you think you're likely to? 'Cause I'd like to be elsewhere."
Willow: "It was only metaphor blood."
Oz: "I think you'd sweat cute blood."
-Snyder: "These public displays of affection are not acceptable in my school. This isn't an orgy, people. It's a classroom."
-Snyder: "Just give me a reason to kick you out, Summers. Just give me a reason." (leaves)
Cordelia: "How about because you're a tiny, impotent Nazi with a bug up his butt the size of an emu?"
-Spike: "Nice walk, pet?"
Drusilla: "I met an old man. Didn't like him. He got stuck in my teeth. But then the Moon started whispering to me... All sorts of dreadful things."
-Drusilla: "At the museum. A tomb... with a surprise inside."
Angelus: "You can see all that in your head?"
Spike: "No, you ninny. She read it in the morning paper."
-Buffy: "I mean, when in the real world am I ever gonna need chemisty or history or math or the English language?"
-Buffy: "I don't want you putting yourself in any danger, Will."
Willow: "And I don't want danger. Big 'no' to danger, but I may be the best person to do this."
-Xander: "Hi! For those of you who have just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person."
-Buffy (on the phone): "Well, I'll do a couple of sweeps, and then I'll stop by. Yeah, Xander was pretty much being a... Willow! Where did you learn that word? My God. You kiss your mother with that mouth?"
-Buffy (to Kendra): "You know, polite people call before the jump out of the bushes and attack you."
-Angelus: "My friends... we're about to make history... end." (smiles evilly)
-Willow: "This means I can't help you study for tomorrow's final."
Buffy: "Ah, I'll wing it. Of course, if we go to Hell by then, I won't have to take 'em." (worried) "Or maybe I'll be taking them forever."
-Angel (angrily): "Get away from me."
Whistler: "What are you gonna do, bite me?" (gasps and jumps back) "Horrors! A vampire!"
-Angel: "You're not a vampire."
Whistler: "A demon... technically. I mean, I'm not a bad guy. Not all demons are dedicated to the destruction of all life."
-Buffy: "I don't have a destiny. I'm destiny-free, really."
-Whistler: "God, jeez, look at you. She must be prettier than the last Slayer. This isn't gonna be easy. The more you live in this world, the more you see how apart from it you really are. And this is dangerous work. Right now, you couldn't go three rounds with a fruit fly!"
Angel: "I wanna learn from you."
Whistler: "Alright."
Angel: "But I don't wanna dress like you."
Whistler: "Again, you're annoying me. You're lucky we need you on our side."
-Spike (sing-song): "Someone wasn't worthy."
-Kendra: "Here... in case de curse does not succeed, dis is my lucky stake. I have killed many vampires wit it. I call it Mr Pointy."
Buffy: "You named your stake?"
Kendra (embarrassed): "Yes."
Buffy (smiles): "Remind me to get you a stuffed animal."
-Angelus (chuckes; to Buffy): "Y-you never learn, do you? This wasn't about you. This was never about you." (chuckles; Buffy realizes the trap was for her friends; she runs) "And you fall for it every single time!"
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