Student: "We're supposed to get some books on Stalin. For a report."
Xander: "Does this look like a Barnes & Noble?"
Giles: "Xander! This is the school library."
Xander: "Since when?"
-Giles: "It's a classic battle strategy to throw one's opponent off his game. He's trying to provoke you. To taunt you... goad you into a misstep of some sort."
Xander: "The 'nyah nyah nyah nyah' approach to battle."
Giles: "Yes, Xander, once again you've managed to boil a complex thought down to its simplest form."
-Cordelia: "Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass."
-Angelus: "Passion. It lies in all of us. Sleeping... waiting... And though unwanted... unbidden... it will stir... open its jaws, and howl."
-Angelus: "It speaks to all of us... guides us... passion rules us all. And we obey. What other choice do we have?"
-Xander (re Buffy): "Watcher's pet."
-Willow (re subbing for Jenny): "Oh, wait. W-what if they don't recognize my authority? What if they try to convince me that you always let them leave class early? What if there's a fire drill? What if there's a fire?"
-Jenny: "I know you feel betrayed."
Giles: "Yes. Well, that's one of the unpleasent side effects of betrayal."
-Willow: "I have to go over to Xander's house just to watch 'A Charlie Brown Christmas' every year."
Buffy: "I see your point."
Willow: "Although it is worthwhile to see him do the Snoopy Dance."
-Buffy: "Sorry, Angel. Changed the locks." (slams the door in his face)
-Angelus: "No, thanks. Been there, done that, and deja vu just isn't what it used to be."
-Angelus: "Passion is the source of our finest moments. The joy of love... the clarity of hatred... and the ecstasy of grief."
-Angelus: "It hurts sometimes more than we can bear. If we could live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow. Empty rooms, shuttered and dank... without passion, we'd be truly dead."
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