Buffy: "Spoil my fun."
-Giles: "Let's not jump to any conclusions."
Buffy: "I didn't jump. I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were."
-Oz: "You mean...you'd still..."
Willow: "Well, I like you. You're nice, and you're funny and you don't smoke, and okay, werewolf, but that's not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month I'm not much fun to be around, either."
Oz: "You are quite the human."
Willow: "So I'd still if you'd still."
Oz: "I'd still. I'd very still."
-Willow (smiles): "Hi!"
Oz: "Oh, that's what I was gonna say."
-Willow (re Oz): "He's great. We have a lot of fun. But I want smoochies!"
Buffy: "Have you dropped any hints?"
Willow: "I've dropped anvils."
Buffy: "Ah, he'll come around. What guy could resist your wily Willow charms?"
Willow: "At last count, all of them. Maybe more."
Buffy: "Well, none of them know a thing. They all get an 'F' in Willow."
Willow: "But I want Oz to get an 'A', and, oh, one of those gold stars."
-Willow: "Great. I'll give Xander a call. What's his number? Oh, yeah, 1-800-I'm-Dating-A-Skanky-Ho."
Buffy (suprised): "Meow!"
Willow (smiles): "Really? Thanks. I've never gotten a 'meow' before."
-Cordelia: "Excuse me? We didn't come here to talk about Willow. We came here to do things I can never tell my father about because he still thinks I'm a... good girl."
-Xander: "I do not babble. I occasionally run-on, every now and then I yammer..."
-Buffy: "And you're sure it was a werewolf?"
Xander: "Well, let's see, um, six feet tall, claws, a big old snout in the middle of his face like a wolf. Um, yeah, I'm sticking with my first guess."
Oz: "Seems wise."
-Giles: "Well, it seems there were a, a number of other attacks by a wild dog around town. Several animal carcasses were found mutilated."
Willow: "You mean, like bunnies and stuff?" (upset) "No, don't tell me." (looks at Oz)
Oz: "Oh, don't worry. I mean, they might not look it, but bunnies can really take care of themselves."
-Giles: "Yes, I must admit I, I am intrigued. Werewolves, it's... it's one of the classics. I, I'm sure my books and I are in for a fascinating afternoon."
-Oz: "I've been there, man." (holds up his finger) "My cousin Jordy just got his grownup teeth in. Does not like to be tickled."
-Giles: "And, uh, while there's absolutely no scientific explanation for lunar effect on the human psyche, uh, the phases of the moon, uh, do seem to exert a great deal of psychological influence. And th-the full moon is, is, seems to bring out our darkest qualities."
Xander: "And yet, ironically, uh, led to the invention of the moon pie."
Giles (gets the joke): "Oh..." (chuckles) "Yes, the moon pie." (laughs harder)
-Giles: "Y-you hunt werewolves f-for sport?"
Cain: "No, no, I'm in it purely for the money."
Buffy: "And it doesn't bother you that a werewolf is a person twenty-eight days out of the month?"
Cain: "That's why I only hunt 'em the other three."
-Cain: "You know, sis, if that thing out there harms anyone, it's going to be on your pretty little head. I hope you can live with that."
Buffy: "I live with that everyday."
-Cain: "First they tell me I can't hunt an elephant for its ivory. Now I've gotta deal with People for the Ethical Treatment of Werewolves."
-Willow: "There is one name that keeps getting spit out. Aggressive behavior, run-ins with authorities, about a screenful of violent incidents."
Buffy: "Okay, most of those were not my fault. Somebody else started 'em. I was just standing up for myself."
Willow: "They say it's a good idea to count to ten when you're angry."
Buffy: "One... Two... Three..."
-Buffy: "Wh-what's Oz?"
Willow: "The werewolf."
Giles: "Are you certain?"
Willow (frantic): "Can't you just trust me on this? He-he said he was going through all these changes. Then he went through all these... changes."
-Willow: "Go where? You're not gonna kill Oz! Yeah, he's a werewolf, but he doesn't mean to be."
-Oz (to Willow): "It's okay. I'm, I'm sorry I almost ate you."
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