Willow: "What? But...freeze frame..."
Oz: "Well, to the casual observer, it would appear like you want to make your friend Xander jealous. Or even the score or something. That's on the empty side. See, in my fantasy, when I'm kissing you...you're kissing me. It's okay, I can wait."
-Spike: "Are we feeling better then?"
Drusilla: "I'm naming all the stars."
Spike: "Can't see the stars, love. That's the ceiling. Also, it's day."
-Spike: "What's Big Blue up to anyway? He just sits there?"
Judge: "I am preparing."
Spike (rolls his eyes): "Yeah. It's interesting to me that 'preparing' looks a great bit like sitting on your ass. When do we destroy the world already?"
-Xander: "Well, nobody's asking you to go, Cordelia. If the vampires need grooming tips we'll give you a call."
-Xander (to Giles): "After classes I'll come back and help you research."
Cordelia: "Yeah, you might find something useful if it's in an 'I Can Read' book."
-Drusilla (leans toward Angel): "Psst. We're going to destroy the world. Want to come?"
-Cordelia: "You'd never die for me."
Xander: "No, I might die from you. Does that get me any points?"
-Xander (re him & Cordy): "Look, I was gonna tell you."
Willow: "Gee, what stopped you? Could it be shame?"
Xander: "All right, let's overreact, shall we?"
Willow: "But I'm..."
Xander: "Willow, we were just kissing. It doesn't mean that much."
Willow: "No. It just means that you'd rather be with someone you hate than be with me."
-Xander (looks thoughtful): "Whoa. Whoa! I... I think I'm having a thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a thought. Now I'm having a plan." (suddenly the lights go out) "Now I'm having a wiggins."
-Angelus: "Dream on, schoolgirl. Your boyfriend is dead. You're all gonna join him."
-Cordelia: "What are we gonna do?"
Giles: "I'm leaning toward blind panic myself."
-Cordelia: "This is great. There's an unkillable demon in town, Angel's joined his team, the Slayer is a basket case... I'd say we've hit bottom."
Xander: "I have a plan."
Cordelia: "Oh, no, here's a lower place."
-Spike: "Now, I know you haven't been in the game for a while, mate, but we still do kill people."
-Xander: "I'm seventeen. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex."
-Oz: "So, do you guys steal weapons from the Army a lot?"
Willow: "Well, we don't have cable, so we have to make our own fun."
-Cordelia: "Pieces? We get the pieces. Our job sucks!"
-Oz: "Uh..." (points) "Arm."
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