Willow: "Uh, sort of."
Xander: "Yep. Vampires are real; lot of 'em live in Sunnydale. Willow'll fill you in."
Willow: "I know it's hard to accept at first..."
Oz: "No, actually, it explains a lot..."
-Xander: "Ready to get down, you funky party weasel."
-Willow (to the monkey; in French): "The hippo stole his pants."
-Willow: "Carpe diem. You told me that once."
Buffy: "Fish of the day?"
Willow: "Not carp. Carpe. It means 'seize the day.'"
-Buffy: "Hey, speaking of 'wow' potential, there's Oz over there. What are we thinking, any sparkage?"
Willow (smiles): "He's nice. Hey, I like his hands."
Buffy: "Mm. A fixation on insignificant detail is a definite crush sign."
Willow: "Oh, I don't know, though. I mean, he is a senior."
Buffy: "You think he's too old 'cause he's a senior? Please. My boyfriend had a bicentennial."
-Willow: "Hey."
Oz: "Hey."
Willow: "Do you guys, uh, have a gig tonight?"
Oz: "Oh, no. Practice. See, our band's kinda moving towards this new sound where... we suck, so... practice."
Willow: "I think you guys sound good."
Oz: "Thanks."
Willow: "I bet you have a lot of groupies."
Oz: "It happens. Now, I'm living groupie-free nowadays. I'm clean."
Willow: "Oh."
Oz: "I'm gonna ask you to go out with me tomorrow night. And I'm kinda nervous about it, actually. It's interesting."
Willow: "Oh. Well, if it helps at all, I'm gonna say yes."
Oz: "Yeah, it helps. It-it creates a comfort zone." (Willow smiles) "Do you want to go out with me tomorrow night?"
Willow (cringes; slaps her hand to her forehead): "Oh! I can't!"
Oz: "Well, see, I like that you're unpredictable."
-Willow: "I said 'date.'"
-Cordelia: "Groping in a broom closet isn't dating. You don't call it a date until the guy spends money."
-Giles: "Here comes Buffy." (to Xander) "Now remember: discretion is the better part of valor."
Xander: "You coulda just said, 'shh!' God, are all you Brits such drama queens?" (to Buffy) "Buffy, I feel a pre-birthday spanking coming on."
Jenny: "I'd curb that impluse if I were you, Xander."
Xander (into his shirt): "Check, cancel spanking."
-Xander: "Again, so many words! Couldn't you just say, 'we'd be in trouble'?"
-Buffy: "Space on a mom-sponsored shopping opportunity? Not likely."
-Willow: "So much for our surprise party. I bought little hats and everything. Oh, well. I guess I'll tell Cordelia."
Giles: "No, you won't. We're having a party tonight."
Xander: "Looks like Mr. Caution Man, but the sound he makes is funny."
-Buffy: "Every time I see you, you're stealing something. You really should speak with someone about this klepto issue."
-Cordelia: "Surprise!"
Oz: "That pretty much sums it up."
-Xander: "Well, clearly the Hellmouth's answer to 'what do you get the Slayer who has everything?'"
-Angel: "My people -- before I was changed -- they exchanged this as a sign of devotion. It's a claddagh ring. The hands represent friendship, the crown represents loyalty... and the heart... Well, you know... Wear it with the heart pointing towards you. It means you belong to somebody."
-Giles: "Round robin?"
Willow: "It's when everybody calls everybody else's mom and tells them they're staying at everyone's house."
Buffy: "Thus freeing us up for world saveage."
Willow: "And all-night keggers! What, only Xander gets to make dumb jokes?"
-Angel: "Leave her alone."
Spike: "Yeah, that'll work. Now say 'pretty please.'"
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