-Xander: "Yeah, with Spike and Drusilla out of the way, we've really been ridin' the mellow, and I am really jinxing the hell out of us by saying that."
-(Willow squeals with delight after Ted offers her free upgrades)
Ted: "What?"
Xander: "Oh, that's the sound she makes when she's speechless with geeker joy."
-Buffy: "What? I kill vampires, that's my job."
Giles: "Well, true, true, although you don't usually beat them into quite such a bloody pulp beforehand."
-Buffy: "Vampires are creeps."
Giles: "Yes, that's why one slays them."
-(Xander does a typical funny dance)
Xander (to Buffy; sing-song): "You're having parental issues, you're having parental issues..."
Willow: "Xander..."
Xander: "What? Freud would've said the exact same thing. Except he might not have done that little dance."
-Angel: "Loneliness is about the scariest thing there is."
-Xander: "Ah, the dreaded five-par cuckoo clock. Ha! So many have come, so few have conqured."
-Xander: "Hey, Cordy! Nice outfit."
Cordelia: "Oh, very funny."
Xander: "Not really."
Cordelia: "What are you saying?"
Xander: "Nice outfit?"
Cordelia: "Well, why don't you just keep you mouth shut!" (walks off)
-Buffy: "Vampires... Here, vampires..."
-Cordelia: "I don't get it. Buffy's the Slayer. Shouldn't she have..."
Xander: "What, a license to kill?"
Cordelia: "Well, not for fun. But she's like this superman. Shouldn't there be different rules for her?"
Willow: "Sure, in a fascist society."
Cordelia: "Right! Why can't we have one of those?"
-Cordelia: "I guess you should know, since you helped raise that demon that killed that guy that time?"
Giles: "Yes. Do let's bring that up as often as possible."
-Buffy: "Okay! That's it! I give up! Do I have to sound an air horn every time I walk into a room?"
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