Buffy: "You are sitting down."
Willow: "Oh. Good for me."
-The Master: "I'm your faithful dog. You bring me scraps."
-Luke (to Jesse): "I thought you nothing more than a meal, boy. Congratulations. You've just been upgraded to 'bait'."
-Xander (re Willow hacking into some files): "Someone's been naughty..."
-Buffy: "God, I'm so mentally challenged!"
-Xander: "This is just to much. Yesterday my life-is like, 'Oh no. Pop Quiz.' Today -- Rain of toads."
-Buffy: "I don't suppose you've got a key on you?"
Angel: "They really don't like me dropping in."
Buffy: "Why not?"
Angel: "They really don't like me."
Buffy (sarcastically): "How could that possibly be?"
-Harmony: "There. I think the program's done."
Cordelia: "Finally, the nightmare ends. Now how do we save it?"
Willow (as she exits): "Deliver."
Cordelia: "Deliver -- where is that -- Oh!"
(She hits the key marked del, delete)
-Xander: "I don't like vampires. I'm gonna take a stand and say they're not good."
-Buffy: "So, Giles, you got anything that can make this day worse?"
Giles: "How about the end of the world?"
Buffy: "I knew I could count on you."
-Luke (after taking over the bronze): "Ladies and gentleman, there's no cause for alarm. Actually, there is cause for alarm. It just won't do any good."
-Buffy: "Oh, I'm sorry. Were you in the middle of something?"
Luke: "You!"
Buffy: "You didn't think I'd miss this, did you?"
-(Buffy grabs a metal mike stand)
Luke: "You forget. Metal can't hurt me."
Buffy: "There's something you forgot about too. Sunrise."
(Throws the stand through a window. And upon his puzzeled look, stakes him)
Buffy: "It's in about nine hours moron."
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