-Giles: "You have a sacred birthright, Buffy. You have been chosen to destroy Vampires, not wave pom-poms at people."
-Giles: "Well, that is the thrill of living on a Hellmouth -- one has a veritable cornucopia of fiends, devils and ghouls to engage -- (off their looks) Pardon me for finding the glass half full."
-Willow (to Buffy): "Yeah, you're the Slayer and we're like the slayerettes."
-Xander: "See, this is why you're cool. You're like a guy. You're my guy friend that knows about girl stuff."
Willow: "Oh great. I'm a guy."
-Xander: "For I am Xander, King of the Cretins, and all lesser cretins must bow before me."
-Buffy: "Mom, I accepted that you've had sex. I'm not ready to know you've had Farrah hair."
Joyce: "This is Gidget hair. Don't they teach you anything in history?"
-Xander: "First vampires, now witches... no wonder you can still afford a house in Sunnydale."
-Giles: "Why would someone want to harm Cordelia?"
Willow: "Maybe because... they met her. Did I say that?"
-Buffy (re Amy): "She's our Sabrina."
-Cordelia: "Hey, I'm really sorry you guys got bumped back to alternate. Hold it -- wait -- no I'm not."
Amy: "Well, I know I'll miss the intellectual thrill of spelling words out with my arms."
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