-Xander: "Angel's our friend. Except I don't like him."
-Kendra: "That's me favorite shirt; that's me only shirt!"
-Xander: "A Slayer? I knew this 'I'm the only one, I'm the only one' thing was just an attention-getter."
-Buffy: "It's alright. Kendra killed the bad lamp."
-Buffy: "It's your lucky day, Spike."
Kendra: "Two Slayers."
Buffy: "No waiting."
-Oz: "Oh, hey, animal cracker?"
Willow: "No, thank you. How's your arm?"
Oz: "Suddenly painless."
Willow: "You can still play guitar okay?"
Oz: "Not well, but not worse."
Willow: "You know, I never really thanked you."
Oz: "Please don't. I don't do thanks. I get all red and I have to bail. It's not pretty."
Willow: "Well then forget - that thing. Especially the part where I kind of owe you my life."
(Oz pulls a crackr from the box, hoping to change the subject)
Oz: "Look. Monkey. And he has a little hat. And little pants."
Willow: "Yeah. I see."
Oz: "The monkey is the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes, you know that...You have the sweetest smile I've ever seen...So I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sort of ripped? Like, is the hippo going, 'hey man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity.' And you know the monkey's just, 'I mock you with my monkey pants,' then there's a big coup at the zoo..."
Willow: "The monkey's French?"
Oz: "All monkeys are French. You didn't know that?"
-Kendra: "Dey call me Kendra. I have no last name, sir."
Buffy: "Can you say 'stuck in the 80's'?"
-Buffy: "Back off, pink ranger."
-Buffy (re Kendra): "Get a load of the she-Giles."
-Giles: "Oh, good Lord! You were dead, Buffy."
Buffy: "I was only gone for a minute."
-Willy (re Angel): "What are you gonna do with him anyway?"
Spike: "I'm thinkin' maybe dinner and a movie. I don't want to rush into anything. I've been hurt, you know."
-Buffy (to Kendra): "Doesn't anyone just say 'hello' where you come from?"
-Buffy: "I don't take orders. I do things my way."
Kendra: "No wonder you died."
-Kendra: "I study because it is required. The Slayer handbook insists on it."
Willow: "There's a Slayer handbook?"
Buffy: "Wait. Handbook? What handbook? How come I don't have a handbook?"
Willow: "Is there a t-shirt, too? 'Cause that would be cool..."
-Buffy: "Maybe. I mean, maybe after this thing with Spike and the assassins is over, I could say, 'Kendra, you slay, I'm going to Disneyland.'"
-Oz: "Oh, I sorta test well. Y'know, which is cool. E-except that it leads to jobs."
Willow: "Well, don't you have some ambition?"
Oz: "Oh, yeah! Yeah. E-flat, diminished ninth."
-Oz: "I, uh, I'm shot!" (chuckles) "Y'know." (laughs) "Wow! It's odd! And painful."
-Xander (to Kendra): "Welcome. So! You're a Slayer, huh? I like that in a woman."
-Buffy: "You and bug people, Xander. What's up with that?"
Xander: "No, but this dude was completely different than praying mantis lady. He was a man of bugs, not a man who was a bug."
-Giles: "There are 43 churches in Sunnydale? That seems a little excessive."
Willow: "It's the extra evil vibe from the Hellmouth. Makes people pray harder."
-Kendra: "Did anyone explain to you what 'secret identity' means?"
Buffy: "Nope. Must be in the handbook."
-Xander: "Oh, here we go! I am the bug man, coo coo ka choo."
-Buffy: "My emotions give me power. They're total assests!"
-Kendra: "You tink he might help us?"
Buffy (in Kendra's accent): "I tink we might make him!"
-Drusilla (to Angel): "Shhh! Grrruff! Bad dog."
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