Xander: "That's not true, Buffy. You totally contribute. You go for snacks."
-Willy: "I'm living right, Angel."
Angel: "Sure you are, Willy. And I'm taking up sunbathing."
-Xander (reading a career question): "'Are you a people person, or do you prefer keeping your own company?' Well, what if I'm a people person who keeps his own company by default?"
-Willow: "You're not gonna be young forever."
Xander: "Yes, but I'll always be stupid." (beat of silence) "Okay, let's not all rush to disagree."
-Xander: "Is murder always a crime?"
-Buffy: "Do the words 'sealed and fate' ring any bells for you, Will? Why go there?"
-Angel: "I'll never be a kid."
Buffy: "Okay, then a regular kid and her craddle robbing, creature-of-the-night boyfriend."
-Cordelia: "Oh, here I am. 'Personal shopper or motivational speaker.' Neato!"
Xander: "Motivational speaker? On what? Ten ways to a more annoying you?"
-Buffy: "I'm in full 'see no evil' mode."
-Xander: "They just put up the assingments for the career fair, and according to my test results I can look forward to being gainfully employed in the growing field of corrections."
Buffy (giggles): "Well, at least you'll be on the right side of the bars."
-Buffy: "Whole nine yards. What does that mean anyway? 'Whole nine yards'? Nine yards of what? Now it's gonna bug me all day."
-Xander: "Willow! What are you doing here? Fly! Be free, little bird, you defy category!"
-Buffy: "Note to self: religion: freaky."
-Giles: "Oh dear, oh dear."
Buffy: "I hate when you say that."
-Xander: "But Ho-Hos are a vital part of my cognitive process!"
-Buffy: "The Hellmouth presents: Dead Guys on Ice."
-Giles: "Maybe Buffy unplugged the phone."
Xander: "No, it's a statistical impossiblity for a sixteen-year-old girl to unplug her phone."
-Willow: "Don't warn the tadpoles!"
-Giles: "Don't warn the tadpoles?"
Willow: "I... I have frog fear."
-Cordelia: "I can't even believe you. You dragged me out of bed for a ride? What am I, mass transportation?"
Xander: "That's what a lot of the guys say, but it's just locker room talk. I wouldn't pay it any mind."
-Buffy: "Come on, don't make me do the chick fight thing."
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