Giles: "Do you want me to answer that, or shall I just glare?"
-Jenny: "Nothing's safe in this world, Rupert. Don't you know that by now?"
-Giles: "Wonderful. You work on your muscle tone while my brain dribbles out of my ears."
-Xander: "Giles lived for school. He's actually still bitter that there are only twelve grades."
Buffy: "He probably sat in math class thinking, 'There should be more math. This could be mathier."
Willow: "C'mon, you don't think he ever go restless as a kid?"
Buffy: "Are you kidding? His diapers were tweed."
-Giles: "Um, a medicals transport is delivering the monthly supply of blood to the hospital."
Buffy: "Mm. Vampire Meals-On-Wheels."
-Xander: "Those poor schlubs have to attend school on Saturday!"
Jenny: "9am okay with you, Xander?"
-Angel: "Maybe he's late."
Buffy: "Giles? Who counts tardiness as, like, the eighth deadly sin?"
-Xander: "Y'know, computers are on the way out. I think paper's gonna make a big comeback."
-Xander: "Yep, yep, I knew this would happen. Nobody can be wound as straight and narrow as Giles without a dark side erupting. My Uncle Roary was the stodgiest taxidermist you've ever met by day. By night, it was booze, whores, and fur flying. Were there whores?"
Buffy: "He was alone."
Xander: "Give it time."
-Cordelia: "I'm gonna be in therapy till I'm thirty."
-Buffy: "Xander, how do you feel about digging through some of Giles' personal files and seeing what you can find?"
Xander: "I feel pretty good about it. Does that make me a sociopath?"
-Xander: "Okay! Giles and orgies in the same sentence. I coulda lived without that one."
-Buffy: "Don't be sorry, be Giles. C'mon, we fight monsters. This is what we do. They show up, they scare us, I beat 'em up and they go away."
-Ethan: "How does Ripper inspire such goodness?"
Buffy: "'Cause he's Giles."
-Xander (to Cordelia): "That's it! Twelve years of you and I'm snappin'! I don't care if you're a girl or not, I'm throwin' down! Come on!"
-Willow: "Hey! We don't have time for this! Our friends are in trouble! Now, we have to put our heads together and, and get them out of it! And if you two aren't with me a 100 and ten percent, then get the hell out of my library!"
Cordelia: "We're sorry."
Xander: "We'll be good."
-Angel: "I've had a demon inside me for a couple 100 years... just waitin' for a good fight."
Buffy: "Winner and still champion."
-Buffy: "I'm not gonna lie to you. It was scary. I'm so used to you being a grownup, and then I find out that you're a person."
Giles: "Most grownups are."
Buffy: "Who would've thought?"
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