Willow: "Ours is a forbidden love."
-Spike: "Do I have anyone on watch here? It's called security, people. Are you all asleep? Or did we finally find a restaurant that delivers?"
-Buffy: "Do they know about 'fun' in England?"
Giles: "Yes, but it's considered very poor taste to have any."
-Xander: "Hey, it's me. If Angel's doing somethin' wrong, I wanna know. 'Cause it gives me a happy!"
-Xander: "Okay, once more with tension."
-Willow: "Oh! Great! I'm so the 'Net girl."
-Willow: "Uh, Angel? If I say something you really don't wanna hear, do you promise not to bite me?"
-Buffy: "Are you drinking coffee again? 'Cause we've talked about this."
Willow: "It makes me jumpy."
-Giles (to Buffy): "You are not, by any chance, betraying your secret identity just to impress, um, cute boys, are you?"
-Angel (re Ford): "He leaves no paper trail, no records, that's incriminating enough."
Xander: "Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with Dead Boy on this one."
Angel: "Could you not call me that?"
-Willow: "Okay, but do they really stick out?"
Xander: "What?"
Willow: "Sore thumbs. Do they stick out? I mean, have you ever seen a thumb and gone, 'Wow! That baby is sore!'"
-Giles: "A book! It took one of my books!"
Jenny: "Well, at least someone in this school is reading."
-Drusilla (to her bird): "I'll give you a seed if you sing."
Spike: "The bird's dead, Dru. You left it in a cage, and you didn't feed it, and now it's all dead, just like the last one."
-Spike (to Ford): "I've known you for two minutes, and I can't stand you. I don't really feature you livin' forever." (to Drusilla) "Can I eat him now, love?"
-Ford: "Everybody lies."
-Buffy: "What I see is that, right after the sun goes down, Spike and all of his friends are going to be pigging out at the all-you-can-eat moron bar."
-Buffy (to Ford re becoming a vamp): "Well, I've got a news flash for you, brain trust: that's not how it works. You die, and a demon sets up shop in your old house, and it walks, and it talks, and it remembers your life, but it's not you."
Buffy (to Ford): "You have a choice. You don't have a good choice, but you have a choice! You're opting for mass murder here, and nothing you say is gonna make that okay!"
-Buffy: "People, listen to me! This is not the mother ship, people! This is ugly death come to play!"
-Buffy: "Nothing's ever simple anymore. I'm constantly trying to work it out. Who to love or hate. Who to trust. It's just, like, the more I know, the more confused I get."
Giles: "I believe that's called growing up."
Buffy: "I'd like to stop then, okay?"
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