-Buffy (to Angel): "You're sweet. A terrible liar, but sweet."
-Xander (smiling): "Those wacky vampires! That's why I love 'em! They just keep you guessing!"
-Xander: "I'm gonna do what any man would do about it; somethin' damn manly."
-Xander: "A black eye heals, Buffy, but cowardice has an unlimited shelf life."
-Buffy: "Angel's a vampire. I thought you knew."
Cordelia: "Oh, he's a vampire. Of course! But the cuddly kind. Like a Carebear with fangs?"
-Willow: "Oh, I don't get wild. Wild on me equels spaz."
-Spike (chuckles): "She's tricky. Baby likes to play."
-Cordelia: "Oz. Oz."
Oz: "Hey, Cordelia. Jeez, you're like a great big cat."
Cordlia: "It's my costume. Are you guys playing tonight?"
Oz: "Yeah, at the Shelter Club."
Cordelia: "Is Mr. I'm-the-lead-singer-I'm-so-great-I-don't-have-to-show-up-for-my-date-or-even-call gonna be there?"
Oz: "Yeah, y'know, he's just going by 'Devon' now."
-Xander: "Okay, on sleazing extra candy: tears are key. Tears will normally get you the double-bagger. You can always try the old 'you missed me' routine, but it's risky. Only go there for chocolate."
-Buffy (screaming; runs behind Xander): "A demon! A demon! A demon!"
(a car w/ headlights on comes toward then on the street)
Willow: "That's not a demon. It's a car."
Buffy: "What does it want?"
-Willow: "Okay, your name is Cordelia, you're not a cat, you're in high school, and we're your friends. Well, sort of."
Cordelia: "That's nice, Willow. And you went mental when?"
-Buffy (to Spike): "Hi, honey. I'm home."
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