-Xander: "Hop off the outlaw train, Will, before you land us all in jail."
-Buffy: "I, for one, am giddy and up. There's a kinda hush all over Sunnydale."
-Buffy: "Digging on the undead doesn't exactly do wonders for your social life."
-Buffy: "Mm. History stumps me. I have a hard enough time remembering what happened last week."
-Buffy: "Y'know, people underestimate the value of a good ramble."
-Xander: "Whoa! Whoa-ho-ho, rewind. Since when do they have orgies, and why aren't I on the mailing list?"
-Willow: "I can't believe she lied to Giles. My world is all askew."
Xander: "Buffy's lying. Buffy's going to frat parites... That's not askew, that's cockeyed."
Willow: "Askew means cockeyed."
-Buffy: "What the hell. I'm tired of being mature."
-Willow: "Killer? Now there's a killer? We don't know that there's a..."
Giles: "No, but this being Sunnydale and all."
Willow: "Gulp."
-Willow: "Oh! Sorry. The reflection thing that you don't have. Angel, how do you shave?"
-Buffy: "I told one lie, I had one drink."
Giles: "Yes, and you were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture."
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